Est. 2018  ·  Eight Seasons of Glory

PGP(S)L

The Record Book

Eight seasons. Eight rings. Six men holding them.

Every title this league has ever handed out, and the six men still holding nothing. The commissioner took a year off. Consider this the make-good, with interest.

Ringless  ·  Daniel · Jack · Evan C. · John · Andy · Andrew
The Throne Room

Who owns what

Four records that end four arguments. Everything else in the group chat is opinion, and most of it is wrong.

Most championships
Blake
3 rings in 82 games — fewer games than anyone else in the top five. Nobody else in this league has more than one. He plays less and wins more, which is somehow worse.
Most playoff berths
Ross
6 of 8 seasons and the best win rate in league history at .566. One ring. The most decorated regular season in a league that only counts January.
Holder of the toilet bowl
Andrew
.406 across 106 games. One playoff berth. Zero top-three finishes in eight seasons. That isn't a slump, it's a personality.
Luckiest draft slot
Andre
Average pick 3.25, best in league history by a mile, converted into exactly one ring. Handed a fortune every August, returns a receipt every December.
The Ladder

All-time power rankings

Rings carry eight times the weight of a top-three finish, which is why Blake sits above a better record and why nobody wants to talk about it. Tap any column to re-sort and build whatever case helps you sleep.

# Manager G W L Win % Rings Top 3 Berths Power

Power Score = Win % × 100 + 8 × Rings + 1 × Top-3 Finishes + 0.5 × Playoff Berths. Ties broken by win percentage.

Blake has 82 games and three rings. Everyone else has 106 games and five rings between eleven of them. Rate over volume, unfortunately for everyone.
Ross has the best record and one title. Six berths, four top-three finishes, .566 — and a January résumé you could fit on a napkin.
Andrew has never finished top three. Not in a 12-game season, not in a 14-game season, not once in eight years. The only manager who's never even been close.
Ryan owns a ring and a .425. The only man here with jewelry and a losing record. One good October laundering six bad years.
Daniel is the best manager without a ring. Fourth all-time, .543, four playoff berths, nothing to show anybody.
Andy, Evan C. and Ryan are separated by half a power point. 52.94, 53.44, 52.95. Three grown men fighting over the exact middle of nowhere.
The Luck Meter

What the draft slot was worth

Slot rank is where a manager's average draft pick ranks against the league. Finish is where they actually landed all-time. Swing is the gap between what they were handed and what they did with it. Negative means they wasted it.

−0.002
Correlation between average draft slot and all-time win percentage across eight seasons. Translation for the group chat: zero. Draft position and winning have nothing to do with each other here. Ryan had the second-best slot in league history and finished eleventh. Jack had the worst and finished sixth. Every draft-night complaint ever made in this league has been about nothing. Please continue.
The Ledger

Season by season

Eight regular seasons, eight best records, and a reminder that Andy peaked during the first one. The 2018–2020 seasons ran two games shorter, so the win totals aren't apples to apples — bring that up whenever it's convenient.

The Luck Ledger

Who fortune actually favors

Pythagorean expectation — the same math Bill James built for baseball — takes every point each manager scored and allowed across all eight seasons and computes how many games they should have won. The gap between that and their actual record is pure schedule luck: wins the points never earned, or losses the points never deserved. This is the closest thing fantasy football has to a lie detector.

The Tape

Power rankings, the broadcast

The podcast highlight reel, restored to the archive. Everyone sounds very confident about predictions that have since aged catastrophically.

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